I need help removing her.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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