? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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