Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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