I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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