Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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