Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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