I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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