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you win
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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