Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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