Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
we should paint friendship bongs
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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