I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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