i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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