i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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