Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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