Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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