What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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