try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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