ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I will be naked everywhere
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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