I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Sorry my hands just texted you
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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