hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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