i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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