Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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