did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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