oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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