Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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