I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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