i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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