Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Let's get the cat blown out
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
