The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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