There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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