Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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