THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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