I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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