He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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