Having a random hookup so left but love u
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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