just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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