Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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