You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i think i have herpe
just one?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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