Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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