Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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