Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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