Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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