my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Did you pee in the oven last night??
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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