yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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