Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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