his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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