whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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