we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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