did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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