i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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