I think I just saw someone hide a body.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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