So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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