never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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