it wasn't lemon gatorade
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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