What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
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Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
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