fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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